A question

Me: Wanna take the Dumb test?

Mommy: Um... no.

Me: You'll probably pass!

Mommy: Uh... okay. *sigh*

Me: What's 1+1?

Mommy: 1

Me: hahahahah!

Mommy: Ugh!

Sleepytime

Last night, Mommy read to me in bed. Not my bed, but Mommy and Daddy's bed. I wish I could do Bedtime in their bed every night. It's so cozy. I was so tired I fell asleep there. Mommy carried me to my bed. I don't remember that.

Happy Spring Egg Day!

The eggs we decorated were already hidden in the backyard when I woke up yesterday morning. I put on my flip flops and carefully walked on the grass. I didn't want my feet to get the morning dew on them, but my toes got wet and cold anyway. But! I found lots of eggs! They were all over the place: the flowers, the grass, one was even on the barbecue.

I put them all in my yellow basket from Grandma. And then picked out three eggs for us to eat. Delicious!

Chopped off!

Mommy said that if I got lice again, my hair would get cut. I was growing out my hair, but then guess what happened today?

That's okay. I still got to color eggs for Easter!

Darn you, autocorrect!

J and I started texting on our mommie's phones. Sometimes the phone changes our words around to be different words. And then we get confused. And then Face Time. That's a video chat. That's fun.

Chubby cheeks!

Aren't we just the cutest?!