Fudge

Me: Hey, this fudge tastes like brandy.

Mommy: How do you know what brandy tastes like?

Me: Well, it tastes like how it smells.

Smells like...

Not yesterday, but days before that, I was at school. I go to school a lot. This one day my teachers put different things in cups for us kids to smell. It was a game. We had to guess what was in the cup by what it smelled like. I was pretty good.

Teacher: Here Yoshi, smell this.

Me: sniff sniff (that's the sound my nose makes when I smell really hard)

Teacher: What does it smell like?

Me: It's brandy!!!

Teacher: It's vanilla extract.

Me: No, it's brandy.

Silly teachers.