They work too

Mommy: What does a princess do for work?

Me: She works at Disneyland. In the store.

Mommy: What does a prince do?

Me: He has a computer that opens up and he does drawings on it.

"Yoshi's Storybook" : A story by me

Yoshi’s Storybook, by Yoshimi C.

Once upon a time there was people living in a village and there was a stomping noise, which was big feet. And it was really a giant’s. People didn’t know. They didn’t see the head. And there was a big thunder one night. Nobody knows it was really a giant. But I told them what it was. I told them it was a giant and they was so scared that I ran away and they ran away.

And the big stomping noise went boom boom boom boom boom boom boooom!

And it heard all a sudden the giant runned after us. We were all scared so we all ran faster and faster and faster and faster.

But then the giant got tired. But we ran away more after because we were afraid that the giant was going to chase after us so we ran away more.

Also, we were just about to leave this planet and move to another a planet.
But every Sunday this happens to a planet.
And it happened to our planet now.
So we have to find another planet.
And if the giant chases us now with his giant friends and goes to another planet and he will chase us.

I would drive the rocketship.

One day we got the planet that we wanted to be at. But the giant will fly in the back to our planet and all the humans got all their cars and all their other stuff and there were people with many rocketships and they got to the planet where we are which is far away from where we are and they will never go back.

And also.
One night, we had to find all our houses to fit in because some of us have to have 3 beds, because we have 3 people, 4 beds, 5 beds, 6 beds, 10 beds because there are a lot of people and we have to share all our houses for other people to live with us, right?

All the people took all their houses from our planet so we could live all they put houses.
Some in the street and some on the sidewalk. But there was a little bit of sidewalk to go left. So everybody was happy.

And now I know which way I could go!

One night, there was a big storm. We didn’t know what the storm was. And it may be the monsters coming to our new planet. But we didn’t know.

Then.
We hearded it was getting louder and louder, the thunder storm.

(singing)

and then. All of us looked out our windows.
And then, and then. We saw it. We saw!

We looked and we feeled.

We looked and we feeled back and north. We saw this thing, we saw it. We saw it! We didn’t know what it was. It might be a tall building. Or a dragon-house.

It might be a village. But we ran outside and saw it. We looked up. We looked down and there were crumbs on the floor and we followed the path. But hips and hops we followed the path. We followed and followed and followed. And then we saw. We saw it we saw it.

We went up all a volcano. That had no lava in it because it was very old. And then we looked down and climbed in. And then we saw it. But we were so far away from it in the volcano so we saw a little dot.

So we walked closer. And then we saw it. It WAS something! One of our friends feel, “I hope I was in jailed.” But I hope it’s not creepy I hope it’s not peepee I hope it’s not jit-poop and I hope it’s not nu-nu and I hope it’s not ho-ho.

We saw it!

I know who it is. it’s No-Ho!
It’s Go-bo!
It’s JoBo!

I hope it’s not feeled.

I think I know who is it is.

It’s a zebra, silly!

It wasn’t a person. IT was just a zebra stuck in the volcano!!!

The End!!!!

Ups and Downs

Sometimes I'm very sad. I get mad and sad and I can't get my way and no one understands. Waahhh!




Other times I'm very happy. I get to play and climb and do all sorts of fun stuff.



Mommy says that it's important to cry if you feel like crying, but it's also important to let it pass and then focus on the good stuff. I like the good stuff. I like being happy.

Wanna know a secret? I like to watch myself cry in the mirror. Shhh... Don't tell.

Unicorn adventure

When I was a tiny baby in Portland, Mommy used to take me to the library. I was a Book Baby there and learned songs and chewed read books and made lots of other baby friends. Here's an oldie but goodie:

Horsey, horesy
Ride with me
Across the land,
Across the sea.

Horsey, horsey
Ride with me
But do not let me Fall!!!!

A silly song

You are the best
But I want to see
Who changes into the keta-best-a-phone
Wiggely you silly
Shaking in your heart

Thined in your koost
And somebody presses to you
I heart you a fortune cookie
That makes the ice cream the best

You will ‘cause dreams come true
And you are more welcome to join
Fishin’ and proo

You can be an ant, ah, that buys to be inde
Cones… incomplete you
Are the best
When somebody sneezes hold on to your meatball and hold on!
Now!

Bedtime talks

Shh.... don't tell Mommy and Daddy I'm blogging right now. I'm supposed to be asleep in bed.

Tonight one of my fingers hurt. I called for someone to help me:

Me (calling out in a whiny voice): My finger stings!

Mommy (in her annoyed voice): What? Your finger is bleeding?

Me: No! My finger STINGS!!

Mommy: Your finger stinks? (she comes into my room.) What's wrong with your finger?

Me: It stings. I tried to pick my nose with my finger, but it stings too much, so I can't. (frown)

Mommy: I can give you magic sparkles to make it better. (she moves her fingers around my hands really quick-like.) There. All better?

Me: I can't see the magic sparkles.

Mommy: That's because it's magic. You can't see magic. That's why it's called magic.

Me: Thanks, Mommy!

Mommy's about to walk out the door, then I remember something else I want to tell her:

Me: Did you know that I can see dreams even before I fall asleep?

Mommy: You can? That's neat! You must have magic too!

Me: Can you see dreams before you fall asleep?

Mommy: Nope.

Me: Well, if you see your dreams before you fall asleep, wake me up and tell me, okay? But if you forget, that's okay too. Good night!

Mommy: Good night, Lamb.

Cape!

I wore my cape today! I flew around like a super hero.

Scrape

My job is to play. I play hard. I always have boo-boos on me. I use a lot of bandages. My favorite kinds these days are the soft, fabric ones. There are no fun pictures like Spongebob on them though. They are pretty comfy, if you can call a boo-boo comfy.

Last night at bedtime, I looked at one of my scrapes.

"Daddy! I have new skin growing! It's shiny and clean." Big smile. I have no idea how skin grows, but my boo-boos must eat a lot of veggies.

Haircut

Mommy cut my hair! It's fun to turn my head side to side because my hair goes swish swish!

Easter, overdue

Did I ever write about Easter? That's a holiday when the Easter Beagle comes around and takes the colored eggs that the children make, hides them, and then the children go and find them. What a silly game. Wearing a homemade crown gives you extra egg-finding power.

Here's one!


Here's another!


I collected a bunch of eggs. They tasted really yummy.


I also had an Easter party with my preschool friends at a super fun park. We played with big sticks.




We collected more eggs.


We picked flowers.


Lots of fun!

How much is that doggie on the flatbed?

Yesterday, we took my friend Izzy home from school. We passed by these huge doggie heads. When we got home, Mommy ran inside our house and got the camera. Then we walked over to the heads. Mommy took some pictures. I hear these doggies belong to some restaurants called Doggie Diners. I wonder where the rest of the dog bodies are?



Peekaboo!

I've been cut in half!

My Story: The Squirrel-Cat That Ate Nuts (and never got smaller)

Until one day I’ll tell you a story.

Once upon a time there was a cat that ate nuts and never got smaller but his friend cats got smaller when they ate nuts.

And then one day there was a person and said, “Come here cat, I want to feed you some nuts.” And the cat just ran away.

But that one cat loved, loved to eat nuts. He didn’t know what to what.

Until one day he was taking a plant of plants and his mother was mad. But I telled my mother, “But that’s okay” and she said, “I’m not mad anymore.”

Until one day that cat ate seeds.

And the birds said, “What are you eating our nuts?” The cat just keep eating and didn’t answer the question.

But behind a tomato plant that one tail sticking out long and never had be good.

Until one day that one cat had been outside of the window and I wanted to feed him nuts. And then I opened the window but I didn’t know that window had a rip. So one day I sighed to myself, “Sigh.” And then, the time passed when I wanted to go. So I sighed again. And I couldn’t see my foot was broken and it was the end of the week that I had to feed.

So one day my mother sighed to herself, “I got to feed that one cat that eats nuts. Sigh”
Until one day she found the cat and inside the house.

But then I dropped a few more nuts. He took a big bite and he had two. He said to the bird, “I’m you’re friend but very nice.”

The cat can turned into a squirrel. That one squirrel took one big bite. “Keep eating!”
But by the time he left, there were two peanuts.

And that was the end of that squirrel-cat. He ate so much that he died and never came back.

Until he came alive again.

O Canada!

I took Mommy and Daddy and some of our friends on a vacation to another country called Canada. The town we stayed in is called Whistler. Daddy says the Olympics will be there in 2 years. I asked if we can go back then but he said probably not. Party pooper.

Canada is a lot like America and less like Japan because people speak English in Canada and not Japanese.



In Canada, I also heard a little bit of French. In Canada, they also have quarters, dimes, and pennies, but the pictures are different on the coins. And the paper cash is a lot prettier than the boring green paper we have. In Canada, kids can drive, or at least pretend to.


In Canada, you can pick your nose.


You can eat onigiri rice balls for lunch (okay, so maybe it's a little like Japan too).


And best of all, you can go tubing! It's super fun. First you have to get an inner tube and then stand in line:


If you're small like me, the nice man lifts you up and plops you in the tube. He checks to make sure it's all clear down the track.


Then he pushes you down. Wheee!!!


Get out. Repeat!


We stayed at a cabin, which is like a house, but in the snow. This place was very big. 5 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms. And a hot tub! I went in the hot tub every day. Here is a picture of our cabin. We took the picture from the Gondola lift that takes us up the mountain.



It was especially toasty after playing hard in snow building snowmen.



Next time, you should come to Canada with us!

Swashbuckler

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Arrrr!!!

Happy me!

I am still only 3 years old in this photo. I found it hiding on Mommy and Daddy's computer. I like it.

Fresh and juicy

Tonight for dessert I had a pear. Daddy said that he didn't know if it would be very fresh. I ate it.

"Mmm!! It's fresh! And juicy!"

And then Mommy said, "Just like you! Fresh and juicy."

I told her, "If you eat my blood, it will be juicy. But it won't taste very good."

Headgear

Hats are over rated (for today, at least).

Stuffed Animal Bunny head!


Wedding wispy fabric thingy!

Bokk!

At bedtime, I said this to Daddy:
"When I eat chicken, the chicken is cooked. And dead."

Puppets!

For Christmas Mommy and Daddy's friend Nick gave me a finger puppet kit. A kit is an activity that has all the goodies to make something. You get to put it together yourself. It's kind of like Fajitas at a restaurant. You put the food together to make a burrito type thing. But this is puppets. You don't eat it like Fajitas.

The kit makes three fairy princesses. Pretty! Here's how I did it.

Take out all the pieces of fabric, the glue pen, and the construction booklet.


Follow the "constructions." Mommy calls them "instructions," but I corrected her on that.



Glue things together.




Be careful not to get the fabric on Daddy's nose.


Let the fabric dry.


Fairy Princess Puppets!


Thanks Nick!